cliff, shag, marry

[such_heights]

Hey, new people! *waves*

Let us all get to know one another by playing one of my favourite games: Cliff, Shag, Marry. You know the drill. Explanation optional, picspam encouraged, feel free to answer whatever you want.
I'll start:

LADIES VERSION:



+ Cara Mason



+ Martha Jones



+ Kaylee Frye

GENTLEMEN VERSION:



+ Ianto Jones



+ Neal Caffrey



+ James Ellison

eta: pss, guys, come up with your own conundrums! amuse me when I should be sleeping! *g*

Comments

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Ladies version: Cliff Cara, as I don't know who she is (sorry! I'm sure you're a lovely person, Cara!), marry Kaylee, shag Martha. In this case it's mostly because Martha and I are completely mentally incompatible and would either argue all the time or just stew in our resentment and be miserable. However, she is a fine specimen of humanity and the sex, I'm sure, would be bangin'. Whereas Kaylee would drag me out of my comfort zone and be functional at me until I started catching on.

Dudefolk version: Cliff Ellison (again, nothing personal, I just don't know who he is and that facial hair is not doing it for me), shag Ianto, marry Neal. Ianto and I are too similar in how we go about having relationships, and that would end in Problems. Plus then I'd be married into Torchwood, and talk about dysfuntional. Whereas I would be totally cool with Neal coming and going and being polyamorous with his boss and boss' wife. Also it would mean that I would potentially have access to the Burkes, so HELL YES to that. Also possibly Alex. Because I mean, damn. That is a really good group to marry into. :D