such_heights: amy and rory looking at a pile of post (lots: cara [smirk])
Amy ([personal profile] such_heights) wrote2010-09-09 12:32 am
Entry tags:

cliff, shag, marry

Hey, new people! *waves*

Let us all get to know one another by playing one of my favourite games: Cliff, Shag, Marry. You know the drill. Explanation optional, picspam encouraged, feel free to answer whatever you want.
I'll start:

LADIES VERSION:



+ Cara Mason



+ Martha Jones



+ Kaylee Frye

GENTLEMEN VERSION:



+ Ianto Jones



+ Neal Caffrey



+ James Ellison

eta: pss, guys, come up with your own conundrums! amuse me when I should be sleeping! *g*
chaila: James Ellison praying. (tscc - ellison)

[personal profile] chaila 2010-09-08 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Sadly, I do not really know any of these people but James Ellison, but I AM SHAGGING AND MARRYING HIM BOTH AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.

:D

Welcome back!
builtofsorrow: (Default)

[personal profile] builtofsorrow 2010-09-08 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...You are a cruel, cruel woman.
pocky_slash: (big animals that are not very hairy)

[personal profile] pocky_slash 2010-09-08 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
This is actually super easy because I only know two of the three in each case \o/

~*LADIES*~
Cliff: Cara
Shag: Martha
Marry: Kaylee

And for the dudes, haha, [livejournal.com profile] mcwonthelottery and I just had the following conversation that sums it up:
Kait: So, the question is, do I fuck Ianto and marry Neal or marry Neal and fuck Ianto? Oh. Wait. That's the same thing, backwards.
Becca: I think your subconscious is trying to tell you something. Also, I feel like you and Ianto married for any length of time would become incredibly neurotic.
Kait: It's true. We both never talk about our feelings. It would get awkward and passive-aggressive.
Becca: Especially with you sneaking away to fuck Neal Caffrey all the time.

And then I wrote fanfic about my marriage to Ianto and affair with Neal out loud. As you do.

Um. Anyway. In summary:
~*DUDES*~
Cliff: James Ellison (I don't know who this is)
Shag: Ianto
Marry: Neal
netgirl_y2k: (Default)

[personal profile] netgirl_y2k 2010-09-08 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not new but I am playing anyway, and you can't stop me!

Shag: Cara, because, well, you would, wouldn't you?
Marry: Kaylee, she'd be a brilliant wife, and I bet she could fix things around the house.
Cliff: I'm so, so sorry Martha *shoves*
monanotlisa: MARTHA JONES, REPRESENT! :) Okay, she's looking up, mouth open, green background. (martha - dw)

[personal profile] monanotlisa 2010-09-08 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Easy!

Cliff: Kaylee
Shag: Cara
Marry: Martha

Cliff: Ianto
Shag: Neal
Marry: Ellison

isagel: (scc prayer)

[personal profile] isagel 2010-09-09 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
This is a cruel, cruel game, because it makes me have to cliff Ianto. And thus shag Neal and marry James Ellison. (I'm sorry, Ianto! My attachment to the other two is too strong!)

The girls are easier for me, because I don't know Cara. And I'm not that attached to Kaylee (still haven't seen all of Firefly), so I guess I will shag her. And then I will marry Martha Jones, and we will live happily ever after and have lots and lots of hot married sex. Yes.

And now I'm imagining the possibility of a polygamous marriage with both Ellison and Martha. Because who wouldn't want that?

chaila: (tscc - sarah)

[personal profile] chaila 2010-09-09 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
For YOU then:

Sarah Connor
Laura Roslin
Aeryn Sun

[personal profile] noldo 2010-09-09 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea who Cara is! But I would totally shag Kaylee. And then marry Martha. In California. Because I can do that thing. Which is awesome.

Also hello, it is nice to meet you, stranger! I mean I have never spoken to you before what are you talking about.

Re. conundrums, there is always the triangle of maths, drugs, cardboard -- it was a meme hereabouts at one point, yes we are very stupid.
fly_to_dawn: (A:TLA: hey there sugarcakes)

[personal profile] fly_to_dawn 2010-09-09 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, you <3

Giving you the option to shag, marry, or cliff: Biology, Chemistry, Physics.

YES THAT MAKES SENSE IN MY HEAD THANKS FOR ASKING.
fly_to_dawn: (Being Human; Mitchell and George &hearts)

[personal profile] fly_to_dawn 2010-09-09 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, what about:

Annie (Being Human)
Naomi (Skins)
Donna Noble
firefly124: charlie bradbury grooving in a glass elevator (Default)

[personal profile] firefly124 2010-09-09 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really know Cara, plus she looks like she'd find a way to survive the whole cliff thing, so off she goes. I think I'd want to marry Martha and thus I'd just shag Kaylee while she was on shore leave.

I don't know who Neal Caffrey *or* James Ellison are, but having to choose between them, I'd cliff Neal and shag James who is much hotter. I totally have to marry Ianto, though my total lack of organization would probably drive him spare.

Oh, and three for you? Ummm, how about Donna Noble, Kara Thrace, and Faith Lehane?
pocky_slash: (dinosaurs)

[personal profile] pocky_slash 2010-09-09 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, let's play this game!

~*LADIES*~


1. Amy Pond



2. Gwen Cooper



3. Diana Barrigan




~*DUDES*~


1. Ianto Jones



2. Ronon Dex



3. Rory Williams
lunarwolfik: (SPN - Ruby badass)

[personal profile] lunarwolfik 2010-09-09 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Your versions are terribly difficult to choose between!! Cara vs Martha vs Kaylee? That's like trying to choose between apple pie and ice cream!

After MUCH DEBATE:
Marry: Martha because she is SO AWESOME IT HURTS.
Shag: Cara because it would be hawt. Especially with the red leather.
Cliff: Kaylee, but it makes me very sadface and afraid of Mal. Very Very afraid. Although, hopefully Serenity would be there to pick her up anyway and we could end up in a nice threesome instead.

For you:

-Amy Pond


-Parker


-Kara Thrace
spiderine: (Martha kicks arse)

[personal profile] spiderine 2010-09-09 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Easy.

Ladies: While the first woman (Cara) is a knockout, I have no idea who she is, so Cliff. Shag Kaylee, because while she's adorable, loves sex and is a survivor, she is simply not half the badass that is Martha Jones. Martha, will you Marry me and fight by my side to save the planet again and again?

Gentlemen: Again, I have no idea who James Ellison is (I always thought James Ellison was the Sentinel!), so he gets Cliffed. Shag Neal Caffrey. Shag him silly. Ride him hard; put him away wet. But come on, he's one of the world's greatest fugitives, and he's not exactly going to stick around for the long haul. Ianto Jones, will you Marry me and clean up after me and make me coffee and fight by my side to save the planet again and again?
musesfool: azula, angry (you wouldn't like me when i'm angry)

[personal profile] musesfool 2010-09-09 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know Cara, though she's hot and wears a lot of leather, so cliff her, shag Martha, marry Kaylee!

And cliff Ianto, shag Neal, marry Ellison.

for you:

Mai, Azula, Toph
chagrined: Marvel comics: zombie!Spider-Man, holding playing cards, saying "Brains?" (brains?)

[personal profile] chagrined 2010-09-09 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Cliff Cara (I don't know that character), shag Kaylee, marry Martha. B/c Martha is the BEST and she is great at everything.

The guys are harder b/c I do actually know all the characters. BUT although I love James Ellison, I never had any desire to do him so it is not that hard of a choice there. So sorry James, you get cliffed. Thennnnn actually I don't want to have sex with Ianto either. Ugh actually now I am reconsidering this whole thing. WELL. OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS. James and I have an understanding wherein our marriage does not involve sex. (Yes, above I definitely assumed my marriage with Martha would also involve sex, haha.) So I will shag Neal, cliff Ianto (EVERYONE IS ALWAYS KILLING IANTO), and marry Ellison, b/c I feel he would be the best ~life partner~ of the three.
bop_radar: Boppy default (Boppy default)

[personal profile] bop_radar 2010-09-09 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, good, you conveniently included boring people so I could cliff 'em. :p *ducks your punch*

Chickies: Cliff Kaylee (sweet, but yaaaaawn), shag Cara, marry Martha.
Boy peoples: cliff Ianto (sweet, but double yaaaaaaaaaawn), shag Neal, marry Ellison.

*spend the rest of my life fighting off [profile] chaila43 for Ellison*

Damn it, maybe I should just marry Neal. :p
miarrow: (LotS : Cara beats up logic with her fist)

[personal profile] miarrow 2010-09-09 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Cara is the answer to all three. She just is.

Also James Ellison. HE JUST IS.

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