cliff, shag, marry

[such_heights]

Hey, new people! *waves*

Let us all get to know one another by playing one of my favourite games: Cliff, Shag, Marry. You know the drill. Explanation optional, picspam encouraged, feel free to answer whatever you want.
I'll start:

LADIES VERSION:



+ Cara Mason



+ Martha Jones



+ Kaylee Frye

GENTLEMEN VERSION:



+ Ianto Jones



+ Neal Caffrey



+ James Ellison

eta: pss, guys, come up with your own conundrums! amuse me when I should be sleeping! *g*

Comments

[isagel]

This is a cruel, cruel game, because it makes me have to cliff Ianto. And thus shag Neal and marry James Ellison. (I'm sorry, Ianto! My attachment to the other two is too strong!)

The girls are easier for me, because I don't know Cara. And I'm not that attached to Kaylee (still haven't seen all of Firefly), so I guess I will shag her. And then I will marry Martha Jones, and we will live happily ever after and have lots and lots of hot married sex. Yes.

And now I'm imagining the possibility of a polygamous marriage with both Ellison and Martha. Because who wouldn't want that?