Harry Potter/Jacqueline Wilson RPF drawerfic by 12 year old me

[such_heights]

So I am sorting through a lot of boxes lately, and came across a stash of old notebooks, which I always keep because they always produce gems. And indeed, here is something amazing - an early piece of fanfiction. Judging by the contents of the rest of the notebook, I'd say this is from when I was about 12. I have no idea what prompted this, but felt I had to share. It is weird and morbid in the way things are when you're 12, and full of long words I didn't quite know how to spell.

Harry Potter/Jacqueline Wilson RPF drabble, contains character death



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Jacqueline Wilson met Malfoy in London while she was on a book-signing tour. She was so taken with the evilness of his personality that she made him a villain in her new book.

Pansy Parkinson read it and told Malfoy. The Malfoys invited her to the manor house for dinner. Snape concocted a poison for Malfoy called Corpus Morgue. When they were having aperitifs in the study, Malfoy brought in drinks in foaming goblets. Jacqueline Wilson, once she had taken a sip, fell back dead.

They covered her with an Invisibility Cloak and buried her at the back of the garden. So that was how the end of Jacqueline Wilson, the renowned writer, came about.

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*hands* I've got nothing.

Comments

[frith_in_thorns]

Did you really hate Jacqueline Wilson? XD

[such_heights]

No, that's the weird thing! I was a big fan! Which is why I killed her off, apparently.

[fly_to_dawn]

I'm glad I decided to log into Dreamwidth for the first time in ages, because this is GOLD. (I loved Jacqueline Wilson too...)

[st_aurafina]

Foaming goblets! So adorable!

[fera_festiva]

This is amazing. XD

[magic_at_mungos]

*giggles*. I dread to think what was in notepads from the same age. I suspect a lot of mooning over crushes and the thought makes me want to hide

[sunnyrea.livejournal.com]

Ha. I love it.

[cosmic_llin]

Haha, that's bizarre...

[spiderwolves]

There is nothing more wonderful than this. Thank you for sharing!

[lokifan]

*dies laughing*

I bet Draco stole all her rings, too. (Have you ever met her? She wears loads of silver rings all the time.)

[zahrawithaz.livejournal.com]

WOW.

I am amazed and impressed by you sharing this sliver of your younger self.

Also glad that Jacqueline Wilson has survived...