"My sexual what now? Who says stuff like that?"

"Oh, you know, first person you had a real, proper crush on. If you say Moony, by the way, fair warning that I may hurl."

"Hey! I'm right here."

"Oh c'mon, Prongs, like you wouldn't say Evans - her long flowing locks, pretty eyes, those supple--"

"Also right here. Watch it, Black."

"Anyway. Going to answer the question or what?"

"Why do you care?"

"Because you still haven't said!"

"He's got a point there, this must be good."

"Yeah, cheers, Wormtail, good to know you've got my back there-- oh, stop looking at me like that, all of you! Fine, fine, if it satisfies your twisted little curiosity... anyone remember Professor Browning, second year?"

"You're joking. Seriously? That defence teacher with all that hair?"

"It wasn't just hair, all the Muggles were into that sort of thing at the time, back me up here, Lily."

"Actually... now you mention it, he was pretty cool."

"Pads, wasn't he like forty-odd or something?"

"Um, well, yeah, there was that. Anyway! Moving swiftly on - Peter, fancy spilling the beans, eh?"