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FIC: Coffee Morning (BtVS, Joyce & Sheila Rosenberg)

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 16:48:04 GMT

A wild commission appears! I've been making good progress on the all commissions I took at the beginning of the year but haven't actually managed to get one ready to post before now.

Many thanks to purplefringe for beta & moral support! This one's for thady, who wanted Joyce & Dr Rosenberg talking about their daughters.

Coffee Morning (AO3)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer ; G ; 850 words ; no content notes
"It'll be fine," Buffy repeats, straightening out a throw rug. "She'll come over, you'll drink coffee, you'll talk about how it's perfectly normal for your teenage daughter to go out fighting the forces of darkness on a school night, and boom, Willow is un-grounded."

"You know, I'm not so sure this was a good idea," Joyce says, adjusting the cushions on the couch and frowning.

"It'll be fine," Buffy says cheerily. "You like Willow's mom, right?"

"We've barely met! Well, aside from being possessed by a demon together once, and I don't really count that as a social mixer."

"It'll be fine," Buffy repeats, straightening out a throw rug. "She'll come over, you'll drink coffee, you'll talk about how it's perfectly normal for your teenage daughter to go out fighting the forces of darkness on a school night, and boom, Willow is un-grounded."

Joyce sighs.

"Please?" Buffy puts on her best puppy eyes.

"Buffy Summers. One day, that butter-wouldn't-melt expression is not going to be able to get you everything you want."

Buffy grins. "But it's still good for today, right?"

Joyce rolls her eyes. "Right." She kisses Buffy's cheek. "Now, off you go, go do your homework or sharpen your stakes or something. I will attempt to appease Dr Rosenberg."

"You're the best mom ever," Buffy says.

"You've got that right."

The doorbell rings, and Buffy vanishes. Joyce checks her hair, puts on her best hostess face, and opens the door.

"Sheila, hi! Please come in."

Sheila Rosenberg steps into the house, visibly uncomfortable. Joyce makes coffee and leads them into the living room, where Sheila sits right on the edge of the couch, her hands stiffly resting on her knees.

Joyce feels sorry for her, really. And she does remember what it was like, having all of this dropped in your lap. Shock is to be expected.

"So what happened, exactly? Buffy told me, but you know what kids are like."

"I, um." Sheila swallows and tries again, looking irritated with herself. "I was driving home from work and I saw Willow out in the cemetery of all places, and she was being attacked! So I rushed over there to rescue her. But when I got there your daughter stabbed a man, right in the heart, like it was nothing, and then Willow starts talking about vampires and witches like she's in some kind of cult, and frankly I would like an explanation of what on earth your daughter has been putting into my Willow's head."

"Ah, I see," says Joyce, setting down her mug. "One question, though -- what happened to the body?"

"I'm sorry?"

"The body, the man Buffy staked -- stabbed, I mean. Where did it go?'

"Well," said Sheila, looking annoyed. "It fell to the ground I suppose -- it was dark, I didn't exactly get a good look."

"But you didn't call the police. And why wouldn't you, if there was a body on the ground? You'd hardly be sitting here drinking coffee."

"I--"

"It vanished, didn't it? Poof, cloud of dust, then gone. It's okay, I was taken aback the first time too. But Buffy's a vampire slayer -- the vampire slayer, actually -- which means that this is what she does when she's not in school. She protects Sunnydale from monsters, and Willow and some of her other friends help. They're quite a team, Buffy tells me. You should be very proud of her."

"... Oh," says Sheila, looking dismayed. "Well. I mean, I've always heard about some of the strange things that happen here, but I thought it was probably a case of collective delusions or at least some very overactive imaginations. It isn't, is it?"

"Sadly not." Joyce reaches out to pat Sheila's hand.

"You seem remarkably calm about it all."

"After a few run-ins with vampires, killer robots, demons, and zombies, you learn to keep a fairly level head about these things. And I've yet to meet a monster that our daughters can't beat."

Sheila hasn't touched her coffee. Her knuckles seem a little on the pale side.

Joyce smiles sympathetically. "You should talk to Willow about this -- she knows a lot more than I do, that's for sure. And listen, if you have any questions, you can stop by any time. I can't promise to have all the answers, but I know it's a lot to take in, and maybe I can help."

Sheila nods tightly and gets to her feet. "Yes, well. Thank you for your hospitality, Joyce. I think I should be going."

Joyce laughs -- she's not really surprised. She gets up and fetches Sheila's coat, handing it over while Sheila doesn't quite make eye contact.

*

Buffy runs into Willow by the lockers the next morning. "Hey, what's up?"

Willow looks pleased but confused. "So the good news I'm not grounded any more! Your mom is my hero -- I don't know what she said to my mom but it totally worked. Only, Mom's acting all weird. She won't say anything about what happened or what your mom told her, but she keeps hugging me for no reason and says it's fine if I want to stay out after school with you so long as I'm careful."

"Well, I'd say that was a huge success! Wanna come help me revise for tomorrow's Spanish test while I patrol tonight? Giles says it'll be a quiet one."

"Absolutely." Willow grins. "Moms, huh? They can be pretty cool sometimes."

"Yeah, yeah they can," Buffy agrees.

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february fannish activities

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 12:40:05 GMT

For my own reference as much as anything.

+ tightpresent is a Sarah Connor Chronicles vid exchanges, with signups opening today.

+ Originated on tumblr but now spread across fandom, it has been declared that is Femslash February. There's a lot of activity on tumblr, including this call for seeing more femslash for Black women, but there's also discussion at girlgay.

+ halfamoon / halfamoon has started up again. Two weeks of celebrating female characters, whee!

+ purimgifts is open - sign up to make and receive gift baskets of small fanworks about Jewish characters and/or women and/or people on the run from evil viziers.

+ And over at white_lotus, the Lunar New Year is approaching and we'll be posting exchange fanworks soon! (If you didn't sign up for the exchange but think you might be able to pinch hit for Avatar:tLA or Legend of Korra, email whitelotusmods at gmail to be added to the mailing list.)

I'm not sure how much of the above I'll be able to participate in due to being super busy*, but I can't wait to see the results!

* I am working away on all of your commissions - thank you again for those, so much - as well what feels like a slightly absurd amount of other things. I think I'm on top of it all! But if I'm supposed to be doing something for you and I've gone suspiciously quiet, it's always okay to get in touch and give me a nudge, I find that v helpful.

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Fundraiser: Taking Commissions

Fri, 04 Jan 2013 15:18:53 GMT

The aftermath of fizzyblogic's death has been awful in all kinds of ways. For his partner, leanwellback, one of those ways has been financial. James has written about his situation here on tumblr and asked for help so that he can support himself and their cats while he looks for work.

I can't bear the thought of James having to worry about putting food on the table on top of everything else.

So! I am accepting commissions. If you have some money to spare and can make a donation, I will make you a thing! I've tried to come up with a Kickstarter-style sliding scale of incentives (say that three times fast), from ficlets to multifandom fanvids.

Available fandoms and prices below. If you've already donated, you can absolutely still commission something.

Available media: fic, vids, podfic
Possibly also available: icons, graphics/gifs, rec lists, fanmixes, meta, anything else you can think of that I might be able to do.

Examples of my work: fanworks masterlist | tag list | AO3 account | tumblr graphics & gifs

Fandoms | canon familiarity | ships I can work with:

-- Avatar: the Last Airbender | any
-- Avatar: the Legend of Korra | gen, femslash
-- Avengers/MCU | any
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | s1-5 | gen not involving Spike, femslash
-- Community | gen, any ship not involving Pierce or Jeff
-- Doctor Who | Seventh-Eleventh Doctor | gen, any ship not involving Doctor/single companion - poly is fine, as is Doctor/River
-- Firefly | gen, femslash, Zoe/Wash
-- Fringe | s1-3 | gen, femslash
-- Good Omens | gen, Aziraphale/Crowley
-- Harry Potter | any non-Slytherin or Death Eater characters/ships
-- Legend of the Seeker | any
-- Merlin | any
-- Once Upon A Time | gen, Mulan/Aurora, Ruby/Belle
-- Star Trek | Reboot, DS9 | any
-- Stargate Atlantis | any
-- Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles | any
-- Torchwood | s1&2 | any

Crossovers/fusion requests welcome. If you have a fandom in mind that's not on the list, feel free to ask!

Any donation: ficlet 500+ words
£5: podfic 0 - 1000 words
£10: fic 1000+ words
£15: vidlet 2 minutes / podfic 1000 - 5000 words
£20: limited source vid (episodic, single film, miniseries)
£25: fic 3000+ words / podfic 5000 - 10,000 words
£30: podfic 10,000 - 30,000 words
£40: vid (TV series, film series, etc)
£50: multisource vid

Other fanworks - negotiable. If you prefer, you can mix and match a few smaller fanworks rather than one large one

Number of commission slots: we'll see how it goes. If I get lots of requests, I may close this. If you'd like to tell me about an idea to make sure I'll be able to do it, please do ask.

To commission something, leave a comment/email me at such.heights at gmail.com.

Donate here

Signal boosts of James's original post are also hugely appreciated. <3

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